CULTURAL EXPERIENCE

Want a cultural experience?  Want to feel the intense heat of Miami from anywhere in the world?  I just discovered the perfect recipe for you:

1 Jalapeno

2 Contacts

1 Head without a brain

First, take the jalapeno and cut it into nice small chunks, covering your fingers in its oil.  Second, use that head of yours and walk straight to the bathroom since you can't see what your doing without your contacts.  Next, put the contact in your finger, open your eye, place contact onto eyeball, pushing it around until it is comfortable.  Finally, close the eye and let the heat take over!

Let simmer for about 30 seconds and you will feel like you are in Miami, or hell.  I hear both are pretty hot!